January Lesson - Horoscopes2013/01/24 at 14:31PM by Mark
This is a lesson I wrote about somebody making predictions (予言) about her co-workers' year. If you have any questions, please send me a mail ;-)
January - horoscopes
Denise: Right, gather round everyone. I’ve been studying your horoscopes and I have my
predictions for the year. First you, Martin. I think you’re going to go on a trip.
Martin: Well, you knew that already. I told you I’m going skiing in February.
Denise: Yes, well the stars agree. Also, this year will be a good year for you financially.
Martin: You said that last year, but I didn’t get rich.
Denise: Well, you didn’t lose your job, either, did you? James lost his job.
Martin: Yeah, but you told him it would be a good year for him, too.
Denise: Well, he’s probably got a better job now. Anyway, in terms of romance, you will not
be lucky unless you take some risks. You mustn’t be afraid to ask the woman you are
attracted to out on a date.
Martin: Well that’s probably true. Anything else?
Denise: No, that’s it. Now, Amy. I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you.
Which do you want first?
Amy: Oh, I don’t care. I don’t believe any of this rubbish. Oh, give me the good news first.
Denise: Well, it seems you are going to meet the man of your dreams and he is a doctor.
Amy: Oh, well that’s all right. Not that I believe it, but anyway. What’s the bad news?
Denise: The bad news is you’re going to be in a terrible accident. I think you’re going to
meet the handsome doctor while you’re in hospital.
Amy: Oh, crikey. What kind of accident?
Denise: I couldn’t really tell. When I looked at your horoscope it seemed to suggest it was
an accident involving either a rabbit or a pair of slippers. I think I might have
misinterpreted it. Anyway, watch out for small animals and household footwear, is my
advice. Now, on to Tracy. Tracy, it’s going to be a great year for your family but not so
good for you personally. Members of your family are going to have a lot of success but
you might feel bored or trapped. You should get out and try new things.
Tracy: You told me that last year. In fact, you tell me that every year.
Denise: It’s not me. It’s the stars. They suggest that you feel stuck in a rut and would be
happier if you were a bit more adventurous.
Tracy: I’m not stuck in a rut. I like my life, thank you very much. In fact, when I read your
horoscope it said that you should mind your own business.
Denise: Well yours said you shouldn’t get angry so quickly.
Tracy: And yours said you’re an idiot.
Hannah (Boss): Sorry to interrupt. I couldn’t help overhearing. I’ve just been reading your
horoscopes and it said that you will all be fired if you don’t start doing some work right
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